You Know You are Old When
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You Know You are Old When
morbid_dragonbreath1 Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:17 am
You know you are getting old when you:
Start a sentence with :
1. "When I was young."
2. "Back in the day"
3. "I can remember when"
4. "I used to"
So, if you have started a sentence with any of those sayings, YOU ARE AN OLD FART....
Start a sentence with :
1. "When I was young."
2. "Back in the day"
3. "I can remember when"
4. "I used to"
So, if you have started a sentence with any of those sayings, YOU ARE AN OLD FART....
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_kamikaze Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:12 pm
Hmm... I am sure I have said two of those, however, things move so fast these days (and other things dont eh Bolts? 
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_bob Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:50 pm
In my book you're only starting to get old when the little red man turns green, you start crossing the street and haven't crossed entirely when it turns red again... So you're not THAT old Pete...
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_distractor Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:38 pm
Hmm my pet hate is when anyone younger than around 30 uses "back in the day", it's like they've automatically assumed their life isn't going to get any better than one small part of their life (although its acceptable for anyone serving a life sentence to use it). Even if they're older I still find it annoying, I wouldn't say that if I live to 100 and come back as a nostalgic ghost.
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_thompsongunner Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:51 pm
Interesting theory however, I remember back in the day when we were younger we used to respect our elders.... hmmm never mind 
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_bolter Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:18 pm
oh crap i have used all of them and recently too, i'm getting to old for this shit 
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_looney Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:38 am
nope, i only say "I can remember back in the day when i used to be young"
and you said "if you have started a sentence with any of those sayings".
not all at the same time
PS: my xfire account is 112 years old, not sure weather that's giving me legal obligations to use one of those starts or not
and you said "if you have started a sentence with any of those sayings".
not all at the same time
PS: my xfire account is 112 years old, not sure weather that's giving me legal obligations to use one of those starts or not
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_dragonbreath1 Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:04 am
morbid_bob wrote:
In my book you're only starting to get old when the little red man turns green, you start crossing the street and haven't crossed entirely when it turns red again... So you're not THAT old Pete...
The other day I was crossing the street as soon as the walk light went green and before I was half way across the Red Hand was up and the traffic was beeping their horns at me (which I relpied with the finger of love)....
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_wickedbitch Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:06 am
Yeah but there is a traffic light by my house that turns yellow when I am in the middle of the intersection, does that mean I am old or the traffic light is?
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_dragonbreath1 Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:58 am
morbidwickedbitch wrote:Yeah but there is a traffic light by my house that turns yellow when I am in the middle of the intersection, does that mean I am old or the traffic light is?
It means that the trafic light is set to a fast change setting....
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_wickedbitch Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:10 am
Well that was just to easy.. I know I am old. Not only do you get to say all of those cool things you posted above, you get out of bed and things creak and crackle.
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_dragonbreath1 Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:40 am
morbidwickedbitch wrote:Well that was just to easy.. I know I am old. Not only do you get to say all of those cool things you posted above, you get out of bed and things creak and crackle.
Just you wait, soon they will snap and pop and then it starts to hurt like hell....
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Re: You Know You are Old When
morbid_wickedbitch Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:10 am
ah yes, that has happened to which I say "Give me food and percocettes"! I'll tell u what makes me feel really old is getting tired watching Sofie run around for hours..
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